Friday, October 13, 2017

How Essential Is This? Car Parts You Didn’t Know You Needed

Not everyone who comes through our door is an expert about cars. Honestly, we don’t expect them to be. In fact, there are a lot of things we hope our customers will come to us about before causing damage to their vehicle. Now that it is October, a month when pranks and wackiness ensue, we thought we’d share a few of the more well-known car parts that are, well, fictional. Parts that are completely made up to bumfuzzle consumers.
                                                                                         
If you have been taken for a ride by another service shop with one of these made-up parts, we offer our sincerest apologies, and hope that you will come see us next time before you are taken to the cleaners because your “tri-shaft exhaust flange” needs to be replaced.



Blinker Fluid. Probably the oldest one in the book is the claim that you need to replace your blinker fluid. Aside from the fact that your blinker is powered by the electric systems in your car, there are a few other factors that should indicate that this is not a thing. First of all, we invite you to pop the hood of your car and find the valve where you would insert this so-called blinker fluid. We assume that it would be located close to the windshield wiper fluid (which is a real fluid you need) or maybe by the coolant. Try as you might, you are never going to find a place to put this mysterious fluid.

Even more mysterious, is if you go to the automotive aisle and try to find blinker fluid. You’re not going to find any. An internet search will yield some promising results, however. But you are more than likely going to just get a jug of colored water.

We do see a pretty good potential prank in the making here.


Piston Return Spring. This one took a little digging to try to find the origin of, but we think that we have pieced together an idea of what this fake part might be meant to do. In most engines, the piston moves up and down against the liquid gas used for combustion in the engine. Essentially, this makes the car go. With that in mind there really isn’t any need for a spring to return the piston anywhere. As it moves in a cyclical pattern, the piston’s movement is determined by the gas in your vehicle, not the tension of a spring.

So, if you find your having trouble getting your engine to go, it might be time to get some gas. Just a suggestion.


Horn Volume Knob. Not standard in too many vehicles on the road these days, horn volume knobs really can be considered obsolete because they have never really existed. We actually think this might be a good feature to add, but we’re not sure of its practicality. In most cases if you are having trouble with the volume of your car horn it might not be the person you are honking at as much as it is the one honking the horn.

The only other suggestion we have? Press harder on the horn. That should make things louder.


Wiper Sharpeners. We don’t know about you, but this “as seen on TV” car accessory might be a little misleading. Granted they are called windshield wiper blades, but that doesn’t mean that they need to be sharpened. In fact, the sturdier the blade, the better they are going to clean debris off your windshield.

But we do advise using a scraper to get the ice and snow off. You will tear up your wipers if you try to just use them to remove the snow and ice.


With these parts in mind, you should be able to avoid any embarrassing trips to the service counter. But don’t be afraid to try to come in and convince us that your “fuel injector bearing” has come loose. We promise you will get a pretty good laugh, or at least a quizzical look.  

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